This is how my mind works: the instant I got done publishing that confession, I started one of my infamous lists, this one for Pesach ingredients!  Not the whole Megillah, you should pardon the mixed metaphor, just the basics.  I’m talking extreme minimalism.  Not even kosher for ’26 matzah, because it’s hard to find nearby.  Just very broadly symbolic items for a seder plate and simple meals.  Probably no one will come, but it’s the intention that counts!

Also, I suspect most of the world doesn’t have the luxury or privilege of overpriced indulgences, or for that matter, even a roof under which to prepare lavish feasts, so why should we be pretentious?  If “slaves in Egypt” turns out to be a myth, then it’s all just symbolism, which ought to reflect real conditions, not affluence.  Also, I refuse to support any Israeli exporters.  Our Pesach meals might look more like Gaza refugees’ under Israeli terrorism, but that would be much more appropriate, IMHO.

So I lied?  No, I just rethought the matter, and decided I could easily do a short list and volunteer to make dinner those nights, which often happens anyway.  Just make it more festive and meaningful for whomever is able to be there.  No seder plans, just the basics, unless someone wants to do it.  So that’s where I’m at this moment.  Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion…