Just to be consistent, and not try to sneak a day off past you, I did technically do 5 laps, eat some fairly healthy stuff, socialize a little before I got home, write this and the one before it, and will read myself to sleep. I mean, come on, rototilled a whole veg garden! And it’s erev-my-birthday! But not to let you (or my guard) down, my rapt readership of 2.5, I made a brave stab. Some days are just segues to the next day. Now please allow me to redirect your attention to these fine and worthwhile flotation devices for your viewing enjoyment.