E baked me a fantastic, yummy birthday cake. It had sprinkles inside and out. I haven’t had a birthday cake in years. Count the candles to see how old I really am. I even allowed a photo of me eating it to be taken as evidence that it was such a momentous occasion. You can see me getting even fatter!
Not to be outdone, I gave her a pink blinky ducky and some other trifles for V-day. Here, finally, are some photos to prove this happened.