E baked me a fantastic, yummy birthday cake.  It had sprinkles inside and out.  I haven’t had a birthday cake in years.  Count the candles to see how old I really am.  I even allowed a photo of me eating it to be taken as evidence that it was such a momentous occasion.  You can see me getting even fatter!

Not to be outdone, I gave her a pink blinky ducky and some other trifles for V-day.  Here, finally, are some photos to prove this happened.