So now I have this open bloody excavation in my mouth.  I’m not allowed to drink alcohol for 7-10 days (the horror), or really bad things will happen.  Also I can’t eat most foods, only ones I don’t have.  Maybe I’ll finally lose weight.  I have another dental hygiene routine I get to add  to all the others.  I need a drink!  Just kvetching.  I still think modern dentistry is amazing, but not amusing sober.